Halitarsis

The quiet exhaling of smelly pungent air from the rear end.

Husband: Are you farting in bed?
Wife: No... just breathing out through my bum
Husband: Well, in that case you've got halitarsis!

by IanDC78 August 20, 2013

halitasses

When you have chronic stink ass. Constant skid marks.

Randy her ass smells bad. Think she has Halitasses

by Juicy guy November 7, 2022

halotosis

An afterimage type of alteration to your visual and balance processing caused by many hours staring intently at the Halo video game screen, jacked on adrenaline but barely moving your body except for your twitching fingers, navigating through dark alien-infested tunnels with a weird purplish flashlight mounted on the helmet of a wobbly android war machine that you operate via the clumsy X-Y-Z axis joystick interface...distorts your senses when walking and driving after, especially in the dark at 2am when the battle is finally put on pause...save game for later.

After dinner, he said "Slayer in Blood Gulch, or Snipers in the Power Station?" When I got up to pee, it was 2am.

"Yo dude, I gotta work tomorrow..."

"OK, but let's just clear this level and smoke another one before you go."

I had severe halotosis on the way home, with green crosshairs hovering in my field of vision...the flood was everywhere, splattering off the windshield of my Warthog as I crushed them into roadkill.

by jona fin May 12, 2009

halipoosis

From the Latin word "halitus", which means breath, and the baby word "poop". Severe halitosis when your breath smells like shit.

Man, your halipoosis is so bad that stable flies are buzzing around your mouth.

by chucklenut November 26, 2005

valitosis

Quite simply, a smelly ass pussy. A twat in dire need of a douche.

Damn, that chick Marlenda has a bad case of valitosis.

by Dirty Roach October 30, 2007

Hotitosis

Someone who's hot but has really stank ass breath

Damn Felicia, you got a bad case of Hotitosis.

by Hvalenti March 1, 2015

Haleyosis

A phenomenon where a person's facebook pictures overestimate the appearance of said person by using only decent photos leading to crushing disappointment when meeting said person in real life.

More prevalent amongst the female population

"Did you see Becky's friend Jasmine?"
"Oh yeah, I looked up her facebook, she's pretty hot!"
"Oh no dude, you should see her in real life, she's got a real case of haleyosis."

by Anonymous at Warwick February 11, 2015