Hansen Unit

Unit of measurement used to divide up a lunch bill when one or more of the people at the lunch are having a birthday.

Lunch will cost you 2 Hansen Units because it's not your birthday, but it will cost Bill 1 Hansen Unit because it is.

by GD jr October 26, 2012

Hansen Joke

Any stupid joke that isn’t funny that the joker laughs at but no one else does because it was a stupid not funny joke

Noah made a Hansen joke that no one laughed at

by DCRAP10 November 16, 2020

Sig Hansen

Prolific Norwegian crab fisherman on the Bearing Sea
His boat is the F/V Northwestern
one of several captains on the Discovery channel #1 hit show Deadliest Catch
He is known for the phrase "Shut Up and Fish"

Sig Hansen says "Shut Up and Fish"

by hockeyalchemist November 14, 2011

mexi_halsey

A being that is halsey's #1 fan and loves her hair and is mexican🤘

The mexi_halsey is a rare type of human being.

by brownie_halsey March 28, 2022

Going for Häagen-Dazs

Receiving felatio

Honey, what do you say to going for Häagen-Dazs?

by Haagen Dazs aficionado September 7, 2011

Chris Hansen'd

Getting Chris Hansen'd comes from the popular TV show 'To catch a predator' where Chris Hansen and the FBI did an investigation into sick pedobears who attempt to illicit sex with 13 and 14 year old boys and girls.

A decoy posing as a boy or girl would entice the man into engaging in a sexual act noting that he or she is a minor. The man would turn up at the location given by the minor and the FBI with their Party van and Chris Hansen would be waiting there.

The most notable and hilarious arrest was a sick guy who walked into the house naked wanting a 14 year old girl to 'perform sexual acts' with a cat and then 'fuck her afterwards' with the aid of cool whip.

Barry: "Oh shit, did you hear about Keith getting Chris Hansen'd?"
Gary: "Woah, really!?" "How old was the girl?"
Barry: "13"
Gary: "Pedobear much, did he get Party Van'd?"
Barry: "Yep, he is in court next week."

by Cameron8276 July 29, 2011

Charlie Haas

1.) A WWE wrestler on the RAW brand roster, who teamed with Rico, Shelton Benjamin and Former WWE Champion Kurt Angle. Charlie Haas is one of the most gifted wrestlers, to never get a single title push. His closest push was taken away by WWE officals as punishment for accidently injuring Lillian Garcia on an episode of RAW. Now Charlie Haas teams with Visera as a heel jobber team. Charlie is married to "Ms. Jackie" and is expecting their first child soon.

1.) John Cena may put asses in seats, but Charlie Haas will make them sit on the edge.

by HAcoreRD September 3, 2006