Honalulu Hotplate

The Honolulu Hotplate is like a cleveland steamer but it requires the recipient to put saran wrap over their face and the giver to eat some type of tropical meal the evening before hand. Instead of the feces being shat onto the users chest, the giver defecates onto the saran wrap in order for the recipient to enjoy the sensation of hot tropical poo but without the unfortunate mess. Its also used as a facial treatment in some remote areas around the world.

Last weekend, I was at a jack shack and enjoyed a Honalulu Hotplate.

by Jesse Brede August 19, 2008

hotpockets

A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies is "either drunk or headin' home to a trailer."

"Are your hotpockets cold in the middle? Yes, they're frozen!"

by Bobby Robert August 6, 2006

chicago hotplate

while your partner is lying flat on their back, cover their face in siran wrap, poking out breathing holes, and proceed to shit on their face

This kid Kevin Murphy had another dude pull a chicago hotplate on him.

by ganjaface February 20, 2004

Texas Hotpocket

You take a Shit on a Female's Vagina, Which then You pack it in with your Dick, Therefore Creating a Texas Hotpocket

Helro! Why did you give her a texas hotpocket!

by BobSanders5554555 February 21, 2009

Mexican Hotplate

When you take a hot pepper, rub it all over your lips... Then proceed to go down on your woman....

Pre-requisite of being 65 years old plus. When younger than that, it's called being an asshole and is only performed in secrecy without the woman's knowledge.

Old woman: "I just love it when you kiss me 'down there'. You're like an arist with your tongue."

Old Man: "pass me one o' them hot peppers"

There's a Mexican Hotplate

by Don M December 24, 2008

Vegan Hotpocket

Anal Sex with a woman wearing a colostomy bag

My neighbor said his wife can now share her Vegan Hotpocket.

by ReduxGM October 12, 2011

Hotpoter

A person who frequently eats the Asian dish, hot pot - similarish to fondue.

Wikipedia it.

Guy 1 to friends: Tony just invited us over for hot pot.
Guy 2: Again?! We just ate hot pot with him last night.

Guy 3, drunk: That Tony, he's a hotpoter if I ever saw...
Guys 1 and 2: Dude!

by TheShrewKing February 22, 2017