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hotplate

When someone puts saran wrap over his face and has someone else take a shit on it. Usually done as part of fucking

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a small unit with a heating element used for cooking food.
If you dont shut the fuck up Im gonna give you a hotplate
by Techno Destructo December 28, 2003
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When one of two sexual partners defecates on the bottom partner's chest or stomach and then proceeds to have intercourse with them. Works with any position relative to the missionary. (see glass-bottom boat for the inclusion of saran wrap and partner's mouth.)
The smell of my fresh hotplate wafted up into my face as i fucked her gently.
by ena May 22, 2004
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when u duct tape a peice of saran wrap over someone's mouth and take a shit on the saran wrap.
Kyle was being an idiot so while he slept I gave him a hotplate.
by Trevor Foss May 4, 2003
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Item of cookware plugged by George Plimpton on The Simpsons
George Plimpton - And a hotplate!
by Lugs-o January 25, 2005
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When someone tells you not to do something, and you know they're right, but you do it anyway to learn the lesson the hard way.

When you know the person your about to date is going to burn you or they are going to be more trouble than they are worth, but you do it anyway for the sex or the experience.

A person who you know you shouldn't have sex with or date because they have issues, but you can't help it, generally because they are hot, or your just that curious, or you like a challenge, or you have shit self esteem too.
Girl 1: Im going on a date with that guy form last night

Girl 2: But you can tell he has massive issues,

Girl 1: Yeah I know, but he's such a hotplate

Guy 1: My ex girl is super crazy, but she got that booty.
Guy 2: You KNOW she a hotplate.
by babymoose July 1, 2014
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When your wife thinks it's real funny to spread her butt cheeks apart and proceed to walk backwards into your friend, and presses her hot puckered asshole onto their leg.
Me: Bro! I'm so sorry my wife gave ya the hot plate last night!

Friend: it's cool, I just needed to wash up with a wet rag after she hotplated me.
by Preston waters May 15, 2018
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Bro come on over, I've got a hotplate full of spaghetti o's just waiting to be smoked!
by Them spaghettis February 6, 2010
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