A thing or event which is so unattractive that it can cause a man to lose an erection instantly, or even render him temporarily impotent.
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When two blokes get naked and put on glow in the dark condoms, turn the lights off and have sword fights with their cocks.
Hay guys, how about we have a game of giant hard on collider? I’m gonna smash you up with my luminous cock sword.
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A graphic way to describe the male condition of waking up with a very stiff erection coupled with a need to urinate.
The leading causes of this syndrome are thought to be:
1) a full bladder rubs against the prostate gland which then arouses the rest of a man's sexual machinery as though getting ready for intercourse; or the more recent theory, that
2) during a routine night's sleep, a man will have four or five erections but usually they don't awaken him. This is probably the body's way of running "routine diagnostic checks" on his various systems, including sexual readiness. The one that wakes you up either because it's time to wake up or because you're dying to go to the bathroom is the P.H-O.
A graphic way to describe the male condition of waking up with a very stiff erection coupled with a need to urinate.
The leading causes of this syndrome are thought to be:
1) a full bladder rubs against the prostate gland which then arouses the rest of a man's sexual machinery as though getting ready for intercourse; or the more recent theory, that
2) during a routine night's sleep, a man will have four or five erections but usually they don't awaken him. This is probably the body's way of running "routine diagnostic checks" on his various systems, including sexual readiness. The one that wakes you up either because it's time to wake up or because you're dying to go to the bathroom is the P.H-O.
I hate the term "Piss Hard-On". It's ugly. Much better to me are "morning wood" or the evocative "morning glory," which is the term we used in the (USA) South.
For a funny look at how difficult it is to pee with an erection, look at the DVD outtakes of Steve Carrel's movie THE FORTY-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN.
For a funny look at how difficult it is to pee with an erection, look at the DVD outtakes of Steve Carrel's movie THE FORTY-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN.
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Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
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Friend: "You're sucking too hard on your lollipop, girl. Let it go already!"
Friend: "You're sucking too hard on your lollipop, girl. Let it go already!"
by rustopher89 April 18, 2007
Get the sucking too hard on your lollipop mug.that erection you have when you first wake up; due to the accumulation of urine over the night. It is especially hard and stiff, the best kind to fuck with. In a pinch, it is a great towel rack! Even if you hang a wet towel on it, it will stay hard as hell! A great, if slow, fuck cock. Girls love it!
man: Oh, Baby, look at my piss hard on!
wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!
man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?
wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!
wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!
man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?
wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!
by ezpoppy August 8, 2006
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