Camper's Handjob

A sexual manuever whereby a man is masturbated by two hands rubbing together with the penis in the middle. This motion simulates the movement by campers around a fire trying to warm up their hands.

After the long night by the fire, Julie's hands were freezing, so she warmed them up by giving Luke the old "Camper's Handjob".

by Evan_12345 January 16, 2006

Invisible Handjob

A photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. The hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.

On Instagram and Twitter, search the hash tag "invisiblehandjob" and you will see an Invisible Handjob.

by porkerhole September 28, 2012

cinema handjob

the act of giving one a handjob in a cinema - usually on the back row to avoid being seen. Some find this exciting and fun as it is in a public place. See handjob

"My girlfriend gave me a handjob when we were watching harry potter 3 in the cinema yesterday"

by djchrissy August 19, 2004

handjob

The 21st century equivalent of the kiss.

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.

Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008

Michigan Handjob

When your girlfriend grabs a handful of snow to jerk you off.

While taking a break from snowmobiling Rob's girlfriend surprised him with a Michigan Handjob.

by PRTastic June 9, 2016

Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.

I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!

by kmoiscool February 17, 2009