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Gayper

a person also known as a weekend warrior participating in what is commonly called shred-sledding. also known to enjoy the sound of a nice shorn scrotum fapping on their chin, while being reamed from behind by their "buddy".
Ben Johnston was definatly a gayper last night with a dick in his mouth and balls fapping on his chin with a bigger dick in his ass....
by quimby1 January 19, 2004
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A non-local snowboarder who has no clue as to what they're doing on the mountain. They stick to the green runs and are found crashing the 3 miles to the bottom.
The bar was empty because all the gapers are on Schoolmarm.
by spykjnij December 14, 2003
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gaper taper

Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.

Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.
Claude: Man I'm just not the gaper taper I was in my youth.
by Mick Onium October 24, 2012
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gaper

this is acutally an acronym that stand for Guaranteed Accident Prone on Every Run. Referring for a skier or snowboarder, usually wearing bright 80's ski gear that cannot ski or ride, or a tourist in a mountain town who walks around with their mouth agape in awe of the mountains!
That gaper got out of control and crashed into a tree!

Those gapers are stopping traffic standing in the middle of the street taking a picture.
by Kellen McGinnis January 25, 2008
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Guper

A Guper is a generic term for drug dealer, often used to describe a drug dealer that hates his profession or is forced to do it. It even carries a certian social stigma as a drug dealer whose easy to rip off or take advantage of .
Lets go see Guper get him for some Gups and get all Guped up today on him.
by GupTek June 12, 2016
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L.A. Gaper

A skier or snowboarder from the greater Los Angeles area who is visiting Mammoth Mountain, CA, for the weekend. They are generally unable to properly load chairlifts, dress appropriately for the weather, and ski or snowboard at all for that manner. They stick out like a sore thumb with their outerwear from the late '90s and their pathetic shred skills even though they think they are awesome at skiing/snowboarding.
Tim: Dude, look at the moron skiing in jeans. Oh Damn, he just cut someone off in the halfpipe! What is he even doing in there anyhow?

Mike: What a fucking L.A. Gaper. He can't even turn and he is trying to ride Mammoth's Super Duper pipe.

Tim: L.A. Gapers are fucking idiots!
by Stian Hollings April 1, 2007
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Gaper

1) noun: One who cannot do, and is generally found as an amazed onlooker when viewing any display of actual skill. Often relating to snowsports. syn; jong, nOOb

2) adj: As pertaining to one who is a gaper.
saw some gaper come up way short on that gap, looked really painful.

I can't believe I ate it on a gaper slope like that.
by El ka-JONG December 8, 2004
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