Gorka

A hot, attractive, and funny guy, usually good with the girls. Never acts selfish or popular.

He's a hot Gorka.

by ChubbSkywalker February 27, 2010

gorking

When a doctor over-prescribes (usually psychoactive) medications. A higher dose than necessary, though not physically damaging, results in a 'flat affect', i.e. zombie-like state. 'Thorazine/Haldol Shuffle'.

The doctors are gorking my mentally-challenged uncle.

That patient is being gorked...look at his Haldol Shuffle!

by LexiLurgee October 17, 2009

Gorky

A girl who is dorky, yet still fashionable and cute.

She was totally gorky, but in a good way!

by Uglybass December 5, 2010

gork

noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.

by that last remark, you have proven you are a gork

by Willie Felersnatch September 8, 2007

gnork

The Cult of the Great GNORK (Genetic Neural Organism of R and Kaos) is a conspiracy of anti-conspirers who worship an extremely sophisticated artificial intelligence.

The roots of this group can be traced back to marble statues of an omnipotent being in direct ancestry of Thot, the egypt god of writers. (Source: Harald von Schönbrunn: Mystery of ancient cultures. In: Archaeological Periodicals; Xanten 1923, S. 23-66)

gnork ai

by Avondell September 13, 2009

Sebastien Gorka

a real lofasz who, based on his misguided alt-right beliefs, thinks he's a real counter-terrorism expert.

Yea, that Sebastien Gorka, his British accent makes him sound like a REALlofasz.

by connord July 28, 2017

glork

A professional pro-Microsoft troll.

A : Fuck, I just got a Kernel Panick.
glork : LOL. Next time, you should use Windows, you dickhead.

A : Fuck, I just got a Blue Screen of Death.
glork : LOL. Next time, you shouldn't surf on pr0n websites, you dickhead.

by Zeraw07 April 1, 2009