by Slice January 29, 2003
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When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.
When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.
Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!
by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010
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It is becoming a popular area to get pierced.
It is becoming a popular area to get pierced.
by invictus February 19, 2004
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Get the gauche mug.Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.
Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010
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You’ll never really know how happy you can be until you get a chance to spend time with her. From hilarious comments to helping you with all your assignments (she fights calculus and Python like freakin’ superwoman!), she makes your every moment just a little bit better.
She makes my life amazing. I can’t believe I was lucky enough to meet her.
Her heart is made of pure gold: beautiful but strong. She’s powerful and will take anything and everything you throw at her with a smile. She only ever has good things to say about everyone around her and her ability to see the good in even the worst of people will make you want to tear your hair out.
She will do anything and everything in her power to make you feel like you’re the most special person in the universe. The only sadness you’ll ever face when you’re with her is when you begin to think about how little you deserve her. But even that sadness is short lived because she’ll quickly come at you with a million stupid jokes and dance moves. She’ll panic when you cry and awkwardly wipe your tears, but at the end of the day there is no one you’d rather share your problems (and your successes!) with.
You’ll never really know how happy you can be until you get a chance to spend time with her. From hilarious comments to helping you with all your assignments (she fights calculus and Python like freakin’ superwoman!), she makes your every moment just a little bit better.
She makes my life amazing. I can’t believe I was lucky enough to meet her.
Have you met Gunchica? Yeah, the smart hottie over there! She’s the best thing to ever happen to me!
by Sunshine2000 July 13, 2022
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