Gumby

A blowjob from a toothless woman.

"Granny's totally got it going on. 'N I'm pretty sure she could pop out 'em teeth and give up that gumby."

by Mo Dixley January 2, 2021

gumby

n. alcoholic beverage

refers to the rubber-like movements exhibited by an intoxicated person

Let's sneak out to the parking lot for some gumby.

by gumby March 7, 2005

gumby

Naomi she is the biggest gumby ever

she walks into walls and appolagises to them then falls down the stairs and faceplants it, she is the gumby

by fat gumby July 16, 2008

Gumby

Why You dont No who that is, its ME!!!!!

hello my name is Gumby

by G Teamer December 28, 2005

Gumby

1. The Ultimate Evil.

2. An insult for someone who has done something unspeakably evil.

"Wow, throwing a bag of kittens into traffic. You're really Gumby in disguise aren't you?"

by Setlik0 May 30, 2008

gumby

In the Canadian army a new recuit who's green beret has such an exaggerated peak for the cap badge that it makes him look like the Art Clokey claymation figure.

A gumby doesn't know his left foot from his right foot.

by billthecat January 12, 2010

Gumby

An Inbread, an ear licker... ever been to Ripon? You will know what i mean, a very "uncomfortably close community"

Don't go to Ripon - it's full of Gumbys

by Adz November 21, 2003