Gelching

The art of massaging one’s gooch.

Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.

by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

glelching

Glelching is when a person slices open a victim and slurps up their insides with chopsticks like a hot bowl of ramen noodles.

Person 1: Yo! You got any plans for Saturday?
Person 2: I'm gonna go glelching!
Person 1: WHAT THE FU-

by Shoe_Consumer April 14, 2024

Grinching

Inserting semen back in the urethra by way of blowing semen through a straw directly into the urethra.

Hey babe, can you keep grinching me?

by Helibobter2 April 30, 2024

Greching

The act of getting sloshed followed by fingering your asshole and defecating and peeing everywhere in sight with witnisses, resorting to spreading it with your hands if a wide enough sufrace hasent been smeared

Dude, marshall was greching last nigh... Its everywhere.

by TheGvmt April 30, 2024

Grinching

Grinching (Verb) When a companion inserts semen back into the urethra by way of blowing said semen through a straw.

Hey babe can you come grinch me?

Wow, I could sure use a good grinching session.

by Helibobter2 May 6, 2024

gelching

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.

Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.

by patty0513 May 24, 2024

gelching

The act of using your own fingers to widen your anus

"I was lowkey gelching yesterday bro"
"Yo me too gng"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024