Gruber

1) A cold pimp-daddy, known to pimp on foot in the snow.
2) A pimp that likes to get his groove on. Usually residing in cool to cold climates.
3) A bearded-stallion of a man. Always heterosexual.
4) A young, handsome buck whom is expertly schooled in the art of womanizing, and stylin' & profilin'.
5) A womanizer known to possess a fierce left strait.

"Keep yo daughtas way from dat chil... Dat boys a gruber!"

-Harriet Tubman

by Seth McCain September 16, 2008

gruden

tampa bay buccaneers head coach. somewhat high strung, definatly hot for an older man. sometimes resembles the doll chucky from childs play.

jon gruden is motiviation to be a buccaneers cheerleader.

by nflcheerleader79 January 15, 2006

Gruber

Grandparents that drive grandkids to and from school or other events on a regular basis.

I can’t join you for lunch today because I’m on Gruber duty this afternoon.

by Awesome Nana March 29, 2021

Messy Grube

(origin: teutonic, germanic) the process of: filling your belly with mid-shelf liquor and greasy food; allowing the concoction to ferment in your gastric fluids for more than twenty-four hours; mounting a bucket with the intent to defile; defiling the bucket; and violating your unsuspecting concubine by force-feeding him/her the muddle immediately after he/she accepts your nut in his/her person.

Ex. Right after the Honorable Aldonquin Calhoon got porked to be damned, I, much to his dismay, bestowed upon him the infamous Messy Grube. After, I reveled in his cough, gag, and immediate death.

by Kristen Kellam January 12, 2005

gruden

the coolest coach in the NFL baby!!!! not to mention very hot for being 40

the buccaneers coach

by K February 27, 2004

Gruberfloober

It's a word that means more than love. It is beyond that which can be expressed.

I love you so much it's Gruberfloober.

by CodyCammieEvandad November 10, 2012

grabenue

The earnings of a company or a businessman by means of ruthless grabbing.

Their grabenue is all times highest this year.

by Dantelino May 14, 2012