Grooch

That uneasy feeling in the mornings after you wake up.

Don't want to get out of bed, got the grooch.

by TalkingTruthSpeaker January 8, 2023

Grooch

The feeling you get in the morning, an unpleasant one, after you wake up.

I cannot get out of bed this morning, the grooch is too strong

by TalkingTruthSpeaker January 8, 2023

Glootching

What fish do in the shower.

The fish are in the shower. They are glootching.

by Trioxide24 November 3, 2023

Grooched

when your in the shower and you get semi-hard, causing your wiener to go into your butthole, making it poopy and stinky. This often leads to infection in the penis, making it extremely sensitive and deformed.

“I accidentally grooched in the shower with my son. It’s swollen and green.”

by SmushyUrbanDictionary May 12, 2024

Groatchrum

1: A chubby, wrinkley, yet wise old man with a monotone voice. Groatchrums are often lawyers, or school professors and have a tendency to be overly serious, yet have a wealth of knowledge at the same time.

2: A slang word for an elephant.

1: Hey David, who teaches your math class? I have Dr. Thurman and he is such a groatchrum, I really wish I would have taken a different class. He is sooo boring.

2: Hey mom! Look over there next to the giraffe, it is a big groatchrum!

by tdawg223 May 13, 2024

Grotchy

grotchy -- grouchy & crochety. Adjective used in a Youtube chatroom in October 2024

"That judge sure is grotchy this morning. Must not have had his morning coffee."

by Dobby's Mom December 2, 2024

Gootchbumps

When you are affected by something so intensely, it gives you goosebumps that spread all the way to your grundle (taint, Perineum).

“Bruh, Trey is absolutely shredding this 2001 jam, and I told you Paige side is ALWAYS rage side. Feel these GOOTCHBUMPS!! Oh and can you give me a boof assist while you’re at it.”

by anonymous January 10, 2025