I'm not sleeping with anyone right now, but I'm practicing wishful grooming just in case I meet someone unexpectedly. I want to be prepared.
by losgadh April 23, 2011
Get the Wishful grooming mug.A groomertaints a person to the point where they daren’t even confess to their own mother.
After this, the groomer holds the, usually much younger person, responsible for their own despicable acts.
Then the groomer makes the, usually much younger person, feel guilty about the dirty secrets, which were initiated by the groomer but set up as if this were the opposite.
Why is it called grooming?
This act of manipulation is called grooming because a groomer grooming is acting beastly. Therefore can only think in beastly terms. And treats the usually much younger person, with complete and utter disrespect, as if it were a mere puppy that only exists for the groomer's pleasure. Grooming is the act of a predator preparing their, usually much younger, prey for their own deviant sexual practices.
After this, the groomer holds the, usually much younger person, responsible for their own despicable acts.
Then the groomer makes the, usually much younger person, feel guilty about the dirty secrets, which were initiated by the groomer but set up as if this were the opposite.
Why is it called grooming?
This act of manipulation is called grooming because a groomer grooming is acting beastly. Therefore can only think in beastly terms. And treats the usually much younger person, with complete and utter disrespect, as if it were a mere puppy that only exists for the groomer's pleasure. Grooming is the act of a predator preparing their, usually much younger, prey for their own deviant sexual practices.
This is an example of a groomer grooming; 'Em, Brey-Anne, I cannot sleep, can you please come to my bedroom and help me with these muscle knots I have in my legs? Oh, that feels wonderful, you're a good girl for helping me out. Shhh, don't talk so loud; we don't want to wake up your parents, do we?'
by DinkyDi October 12, 2019
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Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.
by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009
Get the Grooming the Great Dane mug.Gromlins are a race of aboreal marsupials. These strange creatures originated as a result of glaciation in Western Europe during the Maezo-panteric era - prior to the extinction of the dinosaurs.
Gromlin habitats used to be spread throughout Europe, with pockets located in every mountain range. Due to the effects of shoddy geography and a lack of reading, social retardation has set in and these elusive creatures can now only be found in glacial regions where they chew on the ice in a futile search for nourishment.
The exception is a small band that are native to Paris, France, who have survived in a local theme park and are the cause of severe rain showers. This band of Gromlins have been known to jostle umbrella wielding gentlemen and caused dampness on the arms of their charges - for which Gromlins should be blamed...
Gromlin habitats used to be spread throughout Europe, with pockets located in every mountain range. Due to the effects of shoddy geography and a lack of reading, social retardation has set in and these elusive creatures can now only be found in glacial regions where they chew on the ice in a futile search for nourishment.
The exception is a small band that are native to Paris, France, who have survived in a local theme park and are the cause of severe rain showers. This band of Gromlins have been known to jostle umbrella wielding gentlemen and caused dampness on the arms of their charges - for which Gromlins should be blamed...
Look at those Gromlins!
Gromlination of the glacial crust can lead to degradation and enhanced calving.
That was a very interesting lesson on Gromlins that I just attended - Gromlins rock!
Damn you Gromlins and your Gromlin induced damparmitis!
Gromlination of the glacial crust can lead to degradation and enhanced calving.
That was a very interesting lesson on Gromlins that I just attended - Gromlins rock!
Damn you Gromlins and your Gromlin induced damparmitis!
by DrBLeeveme June 16, 2010
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person 1: alan, can you hear a bear growling?
person 2: nnaaah, thats me, im the person growling hunny.
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person 2: nnaaah, thats me, im the person growling hunny.
person 1: thats disturbing. im not your friend. by barbabra.
by swedish house mafia m3rt October 18, 2010
Get the person growling mug."What were you doing there? It smells, and looks like a badly packed kebab!"
"I was growling at the badger."
"I was growling at the badger."
by Tommo August 28, 2003
Get the growling at the badger mug.When boning in the deep forest, the man pulls out and (much to his lover's surprise) a large, fur-covered Grizzly Bear sticks it in. Alternatively, the woman may hop off of her lover and a female Grizzly may "jump on it," so to speak.
Cautionary side note: Depending upon your physical appearance and level of personal hygiene, your partner may or may not realize that you have indeed been replaced by a Grizzly Bear.
Cautionary side note: Depending upon your physical appearance and level of personal hygiene, your partner may or may not realize that you have indeed been replaced by a Grizzly Bear.
Person A: How was your camping trip?
Person B: Wonderfully traumatizing, thanks for asking. My man gave me the best Growlin' Grizzly I've ever had.
Person A: That smell wyld!!
Person B: Wonderfully traumatizing, thanks for asking. My man gave me the best Growlin' Grizzly I've ever had.
Person A: That smell wyld!!
by Wyldman69 December 29, 2007
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