greeley

Town in Colorado. Curiously, or coincidentally, the town smells like cow shit, as do most inhabitants due to either gay sex or crystal meth addiction.

According to the only hetero non-addict to ever come from Greeley, the only two decent things about this place are:
1 - Ice Skating Rink (Now a drug peddaling location)
2 - Lots of Cow Shit = Lots of Magic Mushrooms

So, in essence, when one stops to think of Greeley, all that need be thought is the act of one man sucking another man's penis while getting fucked in the ass for a ten dollar bag of meth. (Such occurances in the public are common)

Jim - "Duuuuude, last weekend I got a ten sack of meth for letting some dude poke me in the pooper!"

Dan - "Oh yeah, you went to Greeley, right?"

Jim - "Yeah, how'd you know?"

by Urifucabes December 5, 2007

Grelpie

A group selfie

Everyone! Stop rolling your eyes and get in for a grelpie!

by katybaldo June 11, 2016

grellie

The sound of your uncontrollable gag reflex from being trapped in the same postcode as your housemates romance

"Grellie's getting on my tits".

"eugh I just grellied"

by Laura Bloggs November 2, 2017

Graelan

Graelan is a fucking sexy beast with calves the size of coconuts, if you get the chance to make sure you slide your massive shlong up his ass. His relationship style creeps girls out. He especially like threesomes with his tall sidekick. Overall Graelan is a cute creepy man.

Graelan is a cute creep and has a LBC

by MENMENMENMEN November 23, 2021

Fort Greely

Also known as the most miserable place on earth. Commonly found 6 miles south of Delta Juction, Alaska but has also been encountered in horrific nightmares.

We passed Fort Greely on our scenic drive through Alaska and knew that all hope was lost. Our car immediately proceeded to stall and bears savagely devoured my entire family.

by Greely Inhabitant January 27, 2009

Dave Grohl

The drummer dude from Nirvarna that also made a killing in his own band Foo Fighters when he created it in 1995, the year after Kurt took on his own life. Dave has also performed with the bands Queens of the Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures and he has appeared in numerous famous TV shows like Beavis and Butthead, Drunk History, The Muppets, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, SNL and Late Night with David Letterman. He was also Bezelboss from the Tenacious D movie.

Man, that Dave Grohl is something! His voice is just....WOW! And that one time when he broke his leg but kept performing seconds after he broke it made me wonder why Justin Bieber couldn't do something like if he injured himself but then I remembered that Justin's a pussy and couldn't hold a candle to an amazing talent like Dave.

by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 19, 2017

Matt Groening

The Only one who changed the history more that jesus by creating The Simpsons T.V. show.

If you ask an elementary school student to recognize Jesus, (s)he probably won't. But if you ask anyone to recognize Homer Simpson, He absolutely will. BTW, Matt Groening is not very famous.

by Hell on Wheels January 22, 2007