Gretchel wires

An android/micro USB charger that has been cut to expose the inner wires and then is subsequently used to absolutely rip a dab cartridge when a battery is unavailable

“Yo man, would you happen to have a battery I could borrow?

“Nah man, but I’m absolutely ripped off these gretchel wires, I got you”

by Hooliganator April 15, 2022

Gretel

Gretel is a morbidly obese orangutan who is taller in width than height. Gretel also wears a heavy load sign, sweat butter, and doesn’t understand what a diet is. Probably sucks the grease out of big macs and smells like they bathe in grease.

“Gretel you’re so big! And horizontally challenged!”

by Gretelisbig1823 November 15, 2023

Settle gretel

chill out, calm down, relax, no need to stress, and don't worry

Worried Jack: Oh no I left my hot pocket in the microwave too long!

Chilled Jill: “Settle Gretel”, it'll be fine.

by Nakiiix May 9, 2022