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Sesh Gremlin

A sesh gremlin is a mysterious creature from the sesh . They usually are found in forests, at the 24 hour garage looking for cheap beer , at about 6:30am on a Monday.

The sesh gremlin is a true master of the sesh and knows every trick to always make a Rollie out of thin air when everybody is passing out from train wrecks of comedowns. A sesh gremlin is a hardcore sesh head that rarely sleeps, and is a saviour in the rave community.
"Bris-Tek was fucking insane! So many cool heads and sesh gremlin 'sman hahahahaha..."
by Ravingmuppet February 6, 2018
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Sesh Gremlin

A mythical creature that appears to sesh on every full moon. Instigator of majority of sesh-related chaos. When the sesh has finally ended, this despicable creature reverts back to it's human form, only to reemerge on the next sesh.
Goddamit *name* you got into a fight with the barman over a spilt VK. You sesh gremlin.
by Sesh_Gremlin3000 October 13, 2016
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Gender gremlin

The reason us nonbinarys exist. We used too many free subscriptions on fake accounts and gender gremlin took our genders as a toll.
"You met gender gremlin?"
"Yeah, i used like 14 free hulu trials."
by AshCantFocus November 26, 2021
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Crotch Gremlin

The young child of a Karen and/or Kyle. They are often very rowdy and annoying, while their parents do nothing about them.
“Karen, please keep your crotch gremlins under control.”
by Just Another Human Person January 9, 2022
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ass gremlin

when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 7, 2004
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Beef Gremlin

The word "Beef" is used in a derogatory context to describe someone as "fat" or so big they are comparitive to cattle.
The word "Gremlin" is associated with a mythical and ugly creature.
When paired together, a "Beef Gremlin" is used to describe somebody who is a fat unpleasant creature.
EXAMPLE 1)

" I got so drunk last night I ended up going home with a beef gremlin"

EXAMPLE 2)

I need to go to the gym to get a summer body, I don't wanna be the beef gremlin on the beach.
by MeNzi June 10, 2015
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Gremlin Friend

A Gremlin Friend is that one friend we all have who hates the sunlight, has terrible mental health, and has no idea what a sleep schedule is. But they’re also lowkey cute and you want to hug them.
I think I’m the Gremlin Friend.

That’s because you are.
by calcifer the fire demon November 7, 2020
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