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Greener

A good looking young female who is horny and loves oldier lads.

Originated in ashbourne cummunity school where the juniors wear green jumpers
I love greeners.

She's green.
Im going for a spin with a greener later so I won't be out tonight lads.
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greeney

A person who tries to pursue unrealistic achievements, generally wearing the color green in some manner. Frugal with money and assets, cheap and has a very low total worth.
Stop acting like such a greeney, you are far too lazy to go back to college.
by J_CashMoney August 12, 2008
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Greener

noun. a person who bases their opinions solely off wikipedia, and chooses to remain ignorant of any sort of professional research, most specifically researchers from UCLA.
I have a very strong suspicion that Greener used wikipedia to put his class together. The examples used in class are the same examples on a wikipedia article, and in the same order...
by kalaibii December 2, 2010
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the grass is always greener on the other side

"The grass is always greener on the other side" is a statement used in the English language when one notices cows in a pasture stretching their necks through openings in the fence to get the green, uncut grass, on the other side.
Person #1: Why is the cow trying to stick his head through the fence?
Person #2: To get the grass.
Person #1: Why don't they just eat the grass in their pasture?
Person #2: Because, the grass is always greener on the other side.

Person 1: Is that cow trying to choke itself?
Person 2: No. It's trying to get grass. The grass is greener on the other side.
by Brjánn February 4, 2018
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Greener

by TheRealGreener December 27, 2013
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grass is always greener

Origin: Stoner: When the bowl is ash on top and you flip it over so its green.
Bro 1: Bro, that's harsh.
Bro 2: Bro, the grass is always greener.
Bro 3: dooooppppppeeee
by Mister Swag Daddy October 21, 2015
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the grass is greener on the other side

A phrase used by an illegal distributor of marjijuana( plug ) to let customers know he has more product.
Guy 1: hey man, the grass is greener on the other side.

Guy 2: okay, need 1.
by YeetSauce July 19, 2016
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