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Greediocracy

(Sometimes written greediocracy)

It is akin to aristocracy, but rather than nobility, it's money that rules. Giant coroprations with the means to essentially buy elections and in the end "get what they want"; which is usually more money, less oversight, etc. At it's base the entire system is driven by greed, hence 'Greedy-ocracy'.

The first well known use of the word was in the lyrics to the 1999 song "The Decline" written by Fat Mike of the band NOFX.

It also appeared around 2007 in graffiti caught on photograph around Quebec city (Canada)

It also appears in the lyrics of the song "The Broken Branches" by Star Fucking Hipsters on their 2011 album "From the Dumpster to the Grave"
Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny
Blame it on the greediocracy

NOFX - The Decline
by cunning2627 August 22, 2012
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Greedy Gremlin

A girl with a squishy, munchkin looking face who sleeps with her friends boyfriends but is too weird looking to get a man of her own. She is very greedy when it comes to collecting loads and she seldom ever washes the cum out. She instead spends hours upside down in hopes of getting pregnant.
GIRL, that greedy gremlin fucked my husband and all of his friends who were at the bachelor party after she paid for the room and supplied the drugs.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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dick greed

(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.

Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.
Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!
by Party Catz January 7, 2013
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Clare in Greece

Getting fingered in the arse while being licked out on your period
Hey how was last night

Let’s just say I did a clare In Greece
by Dosky July 27, 2019
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season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011
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GreedyKumquat

Person A: do you know GreedyKumquat?
Person B: ohhh yeah the cutest streamer ever.
by factstv December 15, 2022
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boobie greed

The feeling that one's breasts are too small even after having a breast augmentation.
I really thought I'd be happy with a D-cup, but now I'm starting to get boobie greed.
by TiffanyP June 12, 2007
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