instant gratification monkey

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate

Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!

by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018

The Grateful Dead

A band in the "hippie years" who wrote such songs as Friend of the Devil and Truckin'. Had fanatic followers called Dead Heads.

The Grateful Dead is a great band.

by Annarocks July 24, 2006

Grateful Dead

And so what if it isn't a real definition? You can't define them.

If my agnostic\athiestic ass worshipped something, it would most definitely be the Grateful Dead. For all you hippie-haters, I say, DAMN YOU. So what if they were stoners and whatnot? They produced some damn good music, and you'd probably agree if you'd actually listen to it.

Thank you, Jerry, for a real good time.

by Leiko October 3, 2004

gratification

Gratification is the positive emotional response (happiness) to a fulfillment of desire.

If gratification ceases, so does the devotion.

by Kevin Shokrollahi December 31, 2007

Graftzilla

A grafter of Godzilla proportions. A person who finds it hard to not flirt with human beings, no matter how repulsive the victim may be.

Josh, you Graftzilla, get the fuck off my Gran!

by BINTANCALOPEZ December 31, 2011

Grateful Dead

A band that actually worked for a living. They usually toured at least seven months out of a given year. They only released records to make enough money to cover their excessent touring. They are from a bygone era when music was fun and represented freedom, and even though became multi-millionaires, they were never into it for the money or they would have released more polished, accessible albums.

Let's get a twelver and sit on the hill and listen to the Grateful Dead.....dude!

by Joe Kritchell May 9, 2008

gratzenstein

The swollen testicles after being sucken on.

Oh boy, I really gave you gratzenstein huh?

by Mikkelsteen April 25, 2008