take it for granite

To presume dat something is "rock solid".

Prudential Financial uses da Rock of Gibraltar as their logo, but even in their case, one should not automatically "take it for granite" dat dey will keep you fiscally secure in all aspects and areas of your life.

by QuacksO January 21, 2022

Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.

My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.

by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020

Granit

The perfect man for your wife and sister, he is very awesome and beautiful

OMG:,,It's Granit my Dad!''

by Niti60 January 7, 2019

Granit

Granit is a sexy boy from Kosovo / Albania who should never find a problem with him because he will kill you he is loyal and has humor in his blood he has an albanian girlfriend

Do you see the girlfreind of granit she is so hot

by Ivanhorman January 7, 2019

Granite countertop

The act of somebody with deformed ass-cheeks mooning you

"Man Tyler the creator! I can;t believe Robert Downey jr. gave you the granite countertop!"

by bobbbbbbbby Hill February 20, 2015

granit ferati

Granit Ferati is at the first glance everything but special. But when you actually find out who he is and meet his personality he is everything you had wanted in a guy. Big dick energy matching his enormous penis and humor better than anyone you know. Granit ferati loves asian girls and most specifically east asians.

Omg wow that asian girl is with a funny albanian guy! Must be a Granit Ferati!

Damn granit is funny he says the dumbest and funniest things! ” ofc he is a granit ferati”

by theallmightykinkle November 21, 2021

Granit A

A piece of shit who likes to make definitions about other people :)

Yo Granit A, Hows that dick in ur mouth?

by Sup kids December 3, 2018