I'm gonna need Taco Bell

That feeling after taking your girlfriend out to a nice restaurant, the kind that leaves both your stomach and wallet empty, in order to please her enough to get laid that night.

Can also apply to any situation where the restaurant just doesn't serve a proportionate amount of food for the price.

The phrase stems from rushing out to get Taco Bell after the aforementioned situations in order to satisfy that hunger known in Taco Bell lingo as "The Fourth Meal." Comes from the Taco Bell commercials where, after emerging from triumphantly satisfying his stomach, the man yells, "I'M FULL!!!"

Man, I just took my girlfriend out to a Japanese restaurant, where I paid 30 bucks and only got one measly roll of sushi. I'm gonna need Taco Bell after this.

...granted, I'm still gonna get laid tonight.

by Liobird August 14, 2009

goonbating

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Gonna need more Tide

A phrase used to describe a situation that’s directly or indirectly going to result in a mess or lots of laundry

I'm/we're/they're/you're/y'all gonna need more Tide

Um... your cat just gave birth in the linen closet. You're gonna need more Tide.

Mom: Turns out, Casey isn't potty trained
Dad: We're gonna need more Tide.

by gnmt March 16, 2023

Goonak

An alpha male often described as a gigachad that everybody wants to be. A Goonak makes instant decisions that everybody wishes they had but couldn’t due to the lack of Goonakness. Also perceived as a god Goonak doesn’t care what other people think of him as he know he’s above everyone.

I wish I was a Goonak instead of being a beta bitch.

by AncientlyOne October 24, 2023

Shits gonna happen

When someone is telling you something will happen and is trying to say it in a meaningful matter, usually used in sports.

Londell will go outside and shits gonna happen

by rubey rube October 22, 2009

Geezers Gonna Geez

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys”

Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys

by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021

Dirka's gonna dirk

A derogatory phrase used to explain the inevitable, violent, often explosive behavior encountered any time large groups of Islamic individuals gather.

Derived by substituting the word "Dirka" in place of "Hater", in the popular phrase "Hater's gonna hate."

"Dirka" being satirical, stereotypical gibberish spoken by Jihadists in the film "Team America: World Police."

The phrase is a modern day, shortened adaptation of the ancient parable "The Scorpion and the Frog" - a fable used to illustrate the view that the behavior of some creatures, or of some people, is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences.

Civilized Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about that suicide bombing that killed all those women and children in Pakistan? Why would anybody strap a bomb to themselves and walk into a crowd of innocent people buying groceries?"

Civilized Person 2: "Dirka's gonna dirk."

Civilized Person 1: "Oh yeah, I forgot."

by Mohamed Jihad May 19, 2013