Goofundum

When an extremely attractive female/male, is in a relationship with a very goofy or unattractive male/female. Commonly referred to as "out of one's league."

This word and definition combo was invented back in 2002. We were at Virginia Beach, hanging out. We noticed that all of the attractive females, were with very goofy/unattractive men. At this time, the men were carrying a pizza, which apparently helped them out. This definition has since evolved, as the lesser attractive of the two people now do not necessarily have a pizza with them.

Person A "How did Kim end up with Johnny? She is so hot, and look at him!"

Person B "Yep, that's goofundum at its finest!"

by Jund3r December 19, 2012

Goofyshit

Goofyshit is a lifestyle followed by goofy ass niggas. Goofyshit is related to Geezershit and Fellashit. Fellashit is the opposite of geezershit, goofyshit is comparable to fellashit. Goofyshit is even worse than fellashit. If you are on goofyshit you are the ultimate cringe king and probably have a mental illness or disability.

His "brommertje" broke down again, he must be on goofyshit.

by Captain Geezer June 21, 2018

Googus

The male reproductive organ - specifically used in the context of someone confessing to a group of their peers

I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

by Ank57 August 10, 2021

goofsterland

Place where goofsters come from.

He is such a goof, he's probably from Goofsterland!

by Marisleisis January 11, 2009

Gobfuscate

The art or act of attempting to eat something stealthily, usually when you are trying to hide the fact.

This word is an amalgamation of: Gob - a slang term, most commonly used in England, for mouth

and

Obfuscate - meaning 'to render obscure or unclear'

1. Phil - "Hey, this cookie jar's empty, there were loads left earlier! Debbie, did you gobfuscate them?"

by Lord_Milne June 19, 2013

goofulous

A sexy young lad that's very smart but tends to be a joke online.

guy 1: "Look at that Goofulous!"
guy 2:" Yeah, he's so cringe"

by Goofy Man October 30, 2020

goopus

something disgusting on something that should normally be clean

Mel: Ewww, whats that goopus on your shirt?
Marthur: Oh shit, my bad I ran out of quarters and couldn't do laundry today.

by RRichter October 19, 2021