gooch

A guy's gooch is the area between his asshole and his nut-sack with an intoxicating smell that gives an instant boner to some guys.

I like to smell Matt's gooch when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner -- I sometimes call him "Gooch" as a nickname!

gooch by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021

Gooch

A feeble weak minded organism usually found monging out on a chair looking dazed struggling to communicate with his peers. He is the originator of the language known as “Goochish” which basically involves slurring words as much as possible, responding with growling and grunting noises when English talking folk question what he just said. He tends to dispense common phrases during conversation because thinking is such an exhausting activity for him. He has no hobbies or pastimes other than playing his Xbox and “Big Chillin” (Long vigorous sessions of masturbating). There are rumours that Gooch is actually gay because he sadly hasn’t actually touched a female before and dresses in tight metrosexual catalogue clothing, also moves in an all round camp manner. Every time he eats he is guaranteed to spill half of his meal onto himself but even if he doesn’t he’ll use his socks to clean his hands up afterwards. He is extremely clumsy, on one occasion managed to lose all his money during one evening in 3 separate places. He likes to be in solitary confinement playing Battlefield 2 and making dumb desktop backgrounds he finds cool but really he likes the isolation because there isn’t anyone to laugh at the retarded things he does.

"Oh my god Gooch has broken 3 IPods in about 3 months!"

Dave: Why are you called Gooch?
Nathan Gauci: Because i'm named after the space between your ball sack and asshole.
Dave: ...Oh

Gooch by Matthew Szwandt June 11, 2006

gooch

the useless piece of skin between a mans ball sack and anus, funnily enough I once went out with a 'gooch' and yeah that just about sums him up

"after sucking my nuts she tickled my gooch with her tongue as she moved closer to my shaft"

gooch by Antje Habedank December 28, 2005

Gooch

1. To feel decent/aighttt.
2. To be a decent/aight person.
3. The área between a man's ballsack And anus.

1."My bitch cheated on me but I'm gooch, she was a hoe anyway"
2. "The other day someone returned my wallet, what a gooch person!"
3."I'm telling you man, I have a beautiful gooch."

Gooch by Josueatnight October 3, 2014

gooch

Name of an infamous manchester gang who hail from the alexandra park estate in moss side
they originaly hung around on a street called gooch close which the council renamed westerling way to disascociate it with the gang

"Yo fuck them gooch boys im reppin L$C"

gooch by motopete April 10, 2007

gooch

someone who arrives at a party and eats all of the food without bringing anything himself

Don't invite Sam, he's such a gooch!

gooch by theRealHongKong February 4, 2016

Gooch

A term that refers to the digital pets ‘Tamagotchis’

Yo dude, how’s your gooch looking

Gooch by Gooch tamer November 4, 2017