gomer

A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.

That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.

by old lang guy October 12, 2006

gomer

a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.

jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.

by Capt. Torque August 24, 2004

gomer jugmaker

A gomer who, while recklessly driving a beater, cowboy cadillac, or pig wheel almost kills you and therefore scares you so much that you'd drink an entire jug of his moonshine to calm down.

That damned gomer jugmaker ran me completely off the road!

by '52 Broadcaster September 26, 2006

Gomer Pyle’d

When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!

by MacGown November 05, 2021

gomer

Three or more people in a sexual gangbang or "PYLE"

We were all playing naked twister and it turned into a gigantic gomer. My knees and balls are sore...

by Corbinowitz June 06, 2006

Gomer Pyle

While receiving head you nut in her mouth. Salute and yell "Surprise,surprise,surprise..." (MILITARY FATIGUES OPTIONAL)

I gave my wife a Gomer Pyle lastnight, she was mad.

by Jefferson D. July 01, 2009

gomer

Derogatory term for an old person.

That gomer is about to croak.

by RobbingTheGrave January 10, 2012