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dun-goofed

so, when you dun goof, you screw up in a REALLY BAD way, like getting caught with your gf/bf under the stairwell, or blowing up a gas can thinking it was empty
you just dun-goofed REAL bad timmy!
by ConorMackGeGoryator November 23, 2018
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boomer-goofed

Verb, past -tense. When a member of the Baby Boomer generation makes a mistake due to their age, usually in a technological setting.
He meant to send us a meeting invite yesterday, but somehow boomer-goofed it and none of us got it.
by boomer_goofer September 30, 2020
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Goofed

When Goofy, from famous cartoon Mickey Mouse, has sex with you while you are sleeping.
"GAWRSH, I just Goofed this girl and she never woke up! Goofy Gang"
by Goofy Lover April 15, 2019
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Goofed

When you are too fucked up to know what you are doing.

Can pertain to being drunk or high but is most commonly used when someone is on edibles.
Lieyah was so goofed last night that she had to remember to breathe in and breathe out.
by Jballa March 2, 2014
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golfer

An individual with dark skin. A black person.

As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.
Watch out for that golfer!!!
by TVL April 13, 2005
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golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
by nastynnas September 10, 2009
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Goldfeder

great friend, sexy, usually likes people whose names start with D. Usually has a best friend that starts with the later H and doesn't give head. When heard from down the street men whistle. does not like people whose names start with an M.
"Did you see that girl today?"
"Yeah! she was with Davis and Hannah!"
"She's such a Goldfeder!"
by Debrah posiedan April 4, 2009
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