Goatseed

When you see an open anus without wanting to see an open anus.

Hey guys I don't know if I should say this, but Jared goatseeded Me last night!

by Swagerdick420 June 3, 2018

goatse

Website featuring a picture of a man practising anal stretching. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. This man is not a hermaphrodite.

(in, say, iSketch) Player draws a picture of a man stretching his anus.

Other players: 'Oh God... another Goatse fan.'

by WCD September 16, 2005

gaster

A hot tall skeleton dad whom has fell in the core, he's so fucking tall that he has bend through doorways. He's the the most mysterious person you've ever met, and he doesn't fucking play around. 🙄

Person 1: wow you're tall, almost GASTER like.
Person 2: I know

by Woozieroo May 12, 2016

Musty Goaltender

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.

Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.

by ski9600 September 1, 2009

goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole

I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad

by HJmoney September 2, 2019

goatse

1) To cause someone to inadvertantly navigate to the website of the same name

1) I thought it was link for Amazon, but after I clicked the link at work I realized I have been goatse'd.

by Bob Goatse September 30, 2002

Goaltend

similar to a rebound, but is attempted on a currently dating couple

Im gonna go get the rebound off pauls girl,
But they are still dating,
Nevermind, ill go for the goaltend

by npv April 19, 2011