Sarah Palin Glasses

Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.

I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.

by Jonny Blue February 19, 2009

Rose colored glasses

Viewing others or yourself in a way that's too good to be true, too good to be reality.

The guy/girl had always worn rose colored glasses, and didn't see that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as everybody else, or that not everybody had to think the way he/she thought about the world, or life.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Glasses-Face

The little indentation you get on the bridge of your nose from glasses, visible for specific period of time after removing glasses.

He took his glasses off before we made out. But all I could think was, "eww, glasses-face."

I need to take my glasses off for at least an hour before I go out. I don't want to leave the house with glasses-face.

by harveyklohe April 1, 2009

euphoria glasses

When somebody is wide-eyed and constantly spacing out because they are obsessed with thinking about something exciting that will happen to them soon.

Dude, Ethan is going to homecoming with Lynn tomorrow, no wonder he has his euphoria glasses on.

by SuperSingleton January 2, 2010

Lester Glasses

Large wire frame eyeglasses usually partially tinted, associated with child molesters.

Dude, you are totally wearing lester glasses.

by E Nigma January 14, 2010

3D-Glasses

A pair of glasses (usually made of white cardboard and containing different one blue lense and one red lense) that not only allows moviegoers to experience their favourite films in 3D, but also allows the Tenth Doctor to see two dimensions at once.

Wow! These 3D-glasses let me see movies in 3D and let me see two dimensions at once!

by Thomas Fredrick Perry Pipo Dog October 19, 2014

mdma glasses

sunglasses taken and worn to a rave in the attempt to obscure pupil expansion, as well as the anxiety brought on by wide eyed, drugged up strangers. also blocks out the haters and completes a fleeky techhead lewk.

so glad i brought my mdma glasses out tonight, keep bumping into other wreckheads on the dancefloor.

by breakingbad May 22, 2017