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glistening end

The horrific appearance of an uncircumcised penis following several days of poor hygiene with the addition of one, two or several masturbatory sessions.
The glans penis appears to be moist and shines almost like the glint of a very bright star.
There may also be a caesous smell from the penis and a general aroma of vinegar, related to the general poor state of cleanliness of the gooch area.

Evidence shows this condition to directly related to the length of the foreskin (skin of fore).
Alex has a glistening end.

Alex, thats sick, you need the chop to get rid of your glistening end.

Alex, wash your gooch and whilst your at it, pull back to sort out your glistening end.

Alex, get listed.
by legsy11 November 6, 2008
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Gristle whistle

Is a slang term for the human organ most commonly known as the penis or song dong pecker weiner cock dick amongst other various terms
The gristle whistle is a beginners music instrument for the most advanced players look for the skin flute
by mickdoodlesby August 4, 2020
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Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.
I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.
by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013
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Eleanor glister scara

a female that is Eleanora glister scara makes animation projects with Dragonframe and shares it online.
"I have heard of Eleanor glister scara and viewed her projects. "
by Eleanor Glister Scara May 10, 2023
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gristle effect

Bitch pay the respects to the Gristle effect
by griss February 14, 2006
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penis gristle

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.
Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.
by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014
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glistenair

Somewhere creepy on discord with so much kinky people, you will not want to be there, trust me
I entered glistenair now i have to go to a therapist
by dio_brando1737 August 29, 2020
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