Urban Dictionary: Definitions by mickdoodlesby

Gristle whistle

Is a slang term for the human organ most commonly known as the penis or song dong pecker weiner cock dick amongst other various terms

The gristle whistle is a beginners music instrument for the most advanced players look for the skin flute

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A object or item that is deemed worthy to sell or trade at a very low price

Hey man i think that laptop is cluckable

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A woman named Amanda who demands everything

Damanda by mickdoodlesby October 24, 2018

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The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.

I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl

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