Glane is the type of person that will never lose sight on its desire and ambitions. It will do whatever it takes just to get what it wants. It's the type of person where it wants to be friendly but is passively misunderstood by others. To others it may seem like it's always serious and never to be messed with but is actually fun to be around with. Sometimes when it's not in the mood or in its serious phase its best to just follow and do whatever it orders. If you have a friend like Glane be glad as it is as upfront and caring as anyone else can be.
Glane: I like your idea but lets go with mine instead.
Someone: Why even bother asking if we're gonna go with your idea anyways
Glane: I thought there would be a better idea than mine apparently there arent.
Someone: Why even bother asking if we're gonna go with your idea anyways
Glane: I thought there would be a better idea than mine apparently there arent.
by EggWaffles June 8, 2021
Get the Glane mug.Intangible glands in the human body that activate when one has a strong urge or desire for a particular food. The ideal location for such glands would be beneath the lower jaw; on the left and right sides of the Adam's Apple.
example 1: "I really don't need another double fudge brownie, however, my glutton glands are working overboard."
example 2:
Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."
example 2:
Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."
by politicchick September 19, 2009
Get the glutton glands mug.(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.
in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.
in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.
in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!
(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012
Get the derp gland mug.A flaccid, soft penis.
She loves it when I smack her checks with my limp gland.
Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Get the Limp Gland mug.by Schteve March 19, 2005
Get the gland canyon mug.A hot girl who sits alone in the lunchroom. A lot like the joke used in Superbad about Steven Glansburg, but used in the terms of a hot girl.
by Perp21 September 30, 2010
Get the Hot Chick Glansburg mug.Something 1 out of maybe 100 people has, effectively causing them to be hugely obese. Most obese people who say they have one do not and are making excuses for themselves.
"Nobody will date me because I'm fat!!!", Jeanie wailed as she shoved yet another Ho-Ho in her mouth.
"Did you ever try a diet?",Paula asked.
"No, you don't understand. I have a glandular disorder, now pass the deep fried Twinkies!", Jeanie yelled.
"Did you ever try a diet?",Paula asked.
"No, you don't understand. I have a glandular disorder, now pass the deep fried Twinkies!", Jeanie yelled.
by Chani K. July 6, 2006
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