“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”
“You have no financial girth.”
“You have no financial girth.”
by jmcun May 4, 2022

by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020

One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.
by FavoringBoot September 27, 2023

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.
"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"
by Conrad January 15, 2005

A concave member requiring long term thrusting to deliver short term benefits to the female sex. Small and skinny in nature. Not to be bragged about.
by Wiper di poo-er April 7, 2003

Joseph L: Hey Ross, how was last night... Was it worth the girth?
Ross N: It most definitely was worth the girth and I would do it again.
Ross N: It most definitely was worth the girth and I would do it again.
by Joseph Luca September 12, 2019

by Maximum_Misanthropia May 2, 2011
