girth grinder 

A scabby or calloused set of male / female genitalia or pubic area. The hardened and crustaceous state of the genitalia causes it to grind on their partner's reciprocal pubic area thus causing a grinding sensation.

"Jenny, why are you walking funny?"
"I'm chaffed from Reginald's girth grinder..."
OR
"Reginald, why do you scream when you pee lately?"
"Jenny's girth grinder ripped my tip off..."

girth grinder by Ham Pony February 24, 2018

Girth-Quake 

When a mans flatulence moves forward instead of back or straight out the cheeks and causes his genitals to vibrate

"Man this leather seat just made me have a girth-quake"

Girth-Quake by LolaBunnyyy August 21, 2018

Girth game 

When a man has the perfect amount of girth.

“Omg, his girth game is on point!”

Girth game by ddamom May 31, 2019

Girth quake 

When the bust is unbelievably strong, creating a anomaly that's too much to process.

Person 1:"Bro sam did a girth quake right infront of me yesterday"
Person 2: " fuck im sorry to hear that"

Girth quake by Slidewayzz December 9, 2020

GIRTH KING 

THE GIRTH KING THIS NIGGA IS INSANEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HE KILLED 15 DUDES WITH A WHIP OF HIS DICK! HE SAVED MY LIFE 50 TIMES! THIS DUDE IS A HERO HE SAVE 69 KIDS FROM A BURING HOSPITAL@@!@!!!

BUT AT THE SAME TIME HES FUCKING INSANRFBSD HE ATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDS CATS!!! ALL 27 OF THEM!1!+!

HE LOVES LEAB

GUY 1 "YO ITS GIRTH KING"
GUY1'S GIRFREND "IM SORRY BABE I GOTTA GET THE GIRTH"
GUY1 "DAMN"

GIRTH KING by NotGIRTHKING September 7, 2022

Girth Guzzler

Big RED aka chief TT clapper

Have you seen the big Girth Guzzler, man is shredded lately from all the crossfit

Girth Guzzler by ahafhadf;jhnad;fhdfhana May 17, 2023

Girth Challenge 

A challenge consisting of one brave lad trying to chug a rack of Keystone Lights up is anus. This task is very challenging and few have succeeded.

This challenge directly tests your girth for example, someone who can do the challenge and survive has incredible girth.

Jack: Oh no what happened to grant?
James: I gave him the Girth challenge and he couldn't take it.
Jack: Thats awful will he be okay?
James: probably not, he had pretty weak girth.

Girth Challenge by Swag Master Cloud August 7, 2011