GILVERT

Sweetest and kindest person you'll ever met. Always care about others but people always find him annoying and lame.

THE TALE OF GILVERT

by John Gilvert Benson November 22, 2021

Noah Gilbert

A person who is super gay a snitch and likes dicks he is also scared of gays so he killed himself

Ur being a Noah Gilbert

by Domiod January 9, 2019

Riding Gilbert

The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.

Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.

Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.

Also see Riding Diablo.

Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.

by T. Little May 14, 2021

ada gilbert

Better than Elena.

"ada gilbert solos that flop elena."
"uh-huh. one hundred per cent, sister."

by lisa.marie23 October 23, 2022

Ada gilbert

elena gilbert's better, hotter, sister.

"who's my favourite sister? Ada gilbert."

by lisa.marie23 October 23, 2022

Gimper Boyz

The absolute most laziest fucks you've ever even heard of in your life. They lay around all day every day hogging every bit of Internet bandwidth looking up things that lower their IQ and further their paranoia about everything. They also wonder why they can't find employment although they've never even attempted to fill out an application with all their bandwidth hogging. They would attempt to wash a dish occasionally but after breaking an arm trying to lift a tablespoon with their little toothpicks they no longer attempt to try. These gimper Boyz epitomize laziness in every way possible. They also don't own a real stereo but sometimes attempt to crank their music on their crappy little computer speakers.

Those Gimper Boyz sure are some worthless sons of bitches. I'm surprised they didn't get winded walking all the way from the couch to the computer chair.

by Blindwilliesyphillis July 5, 2017

Gilberto

A Gilberto is an eccentric m/f who usually has dark hair, and is music obsessed. They are of hispanic or brazilian origin, but defy the odds and fully educate themselves. A Gilberto is unique because of their name. As soon as their parents named them, and put them in American schools, they were socially doomed, and turned to music and literature for refuge.

Gilberto Gil
Astrud Gilberto
Bebel Gilberto
Gilberto Câmara

by admiergal September 21, 2005