Gandock

Gandock refers to the distance in inches from your lower testicle to the furthest outward region of the stomach.

the measuring of the Gandock is commonly used by doctors or surgeons, it has only recently been in use since 2010 and is seen as the most prolific way of measuring patients. It is a more futuristic way than the BMI tests, a average healthy male will measure between 8 and 10 inches, the more obese or pot bellied males can have a Gandock of upto 20 inches.

by Hernando del Fritzel Walsh May 9, 2010

Ghandoo

Ghandoo is referred to as a gay person in Indian language

"You are a ghandoo"

by Weird_Mof*cker October 2, 2017

grandom

adj.

A greatly random act or action that is sudden and perplexes those who encountered it leaving them dumbfound. A step above random, thus the g for greatly random shortened to grandom.

John: Did you see the guy at the reception with a top hat?
Mark: No why?
John: He was so grandom, he started speaking German and throwing rubber ducks out of his suit case while playing the Macarena on a boombox all while he Capoeira.
Mark: ...damn, what hell was that?

by Jphn KL. March 8, 2018

Grandomized

Randomized on a grand scale.

The poker tournament was amazing. It was so sporadic the dealer said it was totally grandomized.

by King_Of_English September 8, 2018

giannos

Greek word for choker
When you have control over a situation but fail to execute

John : Dude she tried to kiss me but I did'nt respond..
George : Damn dude you're such a giannos!!

by MounopanoOP June 4, 2020

Cup n' Gandoid

Something that beyond bad and just plain sucks.

This damn practice is so cup n' gandoid i just want to get out and leave.

by Cup-Shot December 16, 2004

Gandolf Golf

Golf involving two or more people who are but are not limited to Men with Swords, Wizards, And Hobbits

Yo furry feet, wanna play some Gandolf Golf

by Dik Dik Van Dik June 3, 2004