Germany

The country where Germs come from. Needless to say, it is full of Germs.

"That toilet seat has more Germs than the entire country of Germany! It hasn't been cleaned in so long, I wouldn't be surprised seeing Oktoberfest on it right about now!"

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge March 27, 2023

german crossbow

A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.

"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."

by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015

german velcro

German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.

The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.

J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"

P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"

"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"

by MojoLaG March 25, 2017

Germanese

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.

"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "

by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020

geoman

1. global/world citizen
2. farmer

1. the identity of a geoman, transcends geography or political borders.
2. agriculture looks way more different than it was -say- 100 years ago.

geomen today, can monitor their irrigation systems over the internet.

by kelamist July 23, 2018

Gema

to call someone Gema is not a thing or object but a person..... not to be taken as in insult but as a cute name for someone saying kind, cute, and goofy.

Hello Gema, how are you today?
You are now Gema!
You're so kind and goofy, Gema!

by Book of VIC March 4, 2021

Germanistan

Islamic state under sharia law in western Europe. Formerly referred to as Germany.

Germanistan is filled with nothing but people worshiping a peaceful religion.

by Smith Clark June 11, 2018