geritwat

an elderly women, or a geriatric pussy

You really banged that geritwat

by red3397 July 31, 2009

genital general

Any one person who has sex with exactly five people in one night on five different occasions. so named because a general in the millitary has to earn five stars to become a general.

after escorting the 5th young gentleman of the night up to one of the empty bedrooms, lauren earned the rank of genital general.

by bsffreak May 28, 2008

genital birds

Genital herpes.

Thinking that birds flying around your genitals

You have genital birds?
WHAT?
means you have herpes..

by YOITTIT February 5, 2010

Genital Vicinity

The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.

John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"

Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"

by Hydrated May 15, 2010

Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

genitag

A type of game (similar to tag) which involves "tagging" the other players genitals. Once your genital has been tagged, you are now it.

John: Hey wanna play genitag?
Jacob: Sure how do you play?
John: I tagged your dick. You're it.

by lebrun May 17, 2014

Genital Spasm

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.

I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.

by DasWonton September 18, 2018