Guelph Whore

Bitch that will screw you over and sleep around with guys or girls for spider plants to hoard.

im going to pulling a guelph whore a.k.a a "Remy" and keep 1000 spider plants

by wow923 May 18, 2011

gulphoe

it is a fuckin rotary system that fucks up yuor time on exchange

finnish and norge rotary so fuck off

by aaron fuk off rotary September 16, 2003

Guelph

When a person is on the toilet, performing the act of number 2, the day after a long night of drinking.

Man, I'm guelphing hard today, we drank a shit load last night.

by mdamda0808 April 28, 2011

gemph

Messy stuff; litter; rubbish

In television, TV director says

"Get that gemph out of the back of my shot"

by GIANQ July 17, 2006

Gelp

n. 'ʒɛlp (singular; abbrev. gel pod) Rotund fatty protrusions of the gluteus maximus.

Abbreviated from "gel pod" for the similarity in shape and texture to pods of cleaning gel. Ideal object for squeezing.

plural: gelps (abbreviated from "gel pods")

C'mon, stop hiding your gelps and let me give em a squeeze.

by Gelpine April 13, 2021

Guelph

A word that predominantly is used to substitute the work "Gay" as a negative term. but it my also be a substitute for any other negative swear words.

(ex 1. as gay)
Drew: yo man kat and i are going to see my schools play do you want to come?
Luke: forget that man thats so guelph

(ex 2. as gay)
luke: yo man its so guelph my mom wont let me take the car out tonight
matt: man that is guelph

(ex 3. as swear word)

matt: yo champ just lit his arm on fire
luke: champ is guelphed in the head

(ex 4. all of the above)

luke: yo man these examples are guelph

by G102 February 21, 2009

Guelph

When one burps and throws up in one's own mouth at the same time. similar to the romanticized "shart".

the appearance of your wife concluded in me guelphing in my own mouth

by quinny626 October 22, 2010