Gelphys 

Has a large penis, really funny, handsome, smart, gets straight A's, and loves playing video games. Has a great future ahead of him. Also a great boyfriend and loyal and will always stick by your side. Usually seen with people starting with a J.

Gelphys loves playing with his dog.

Gelphys by Julian Jimenez March 1, 2021

Geophysicist

Part programmer, part physicist, part mathematician, part geologist. This jack of all trades is basically a doctor of the Earth. Geophysicists are also considered to be extremely sexy as they make large sums of money.

I met him at a party and thought he was a nerd. I later discovered he was a geophysicist. What a stud!

Geophysicist by itakebigschists February 4, 2014

geophysicist

A person whom conspires to utilize all system resources on any given workstation no matter how many resources the workstation may have.

It was a beefed-up workstation; dual 2.4 GHz processors, 4GB RAM. This; however, did not daunt Tom from bringing the system to its knees by opening too many projects at once.

geophysicist by JoeNospam April 11, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008