Gelp

Refrence to someone who want to say 'help' but mispelled frequently;use by someone who react to shocking or funny content and missplled the word 'help'

"GELPPP THAT CAT IS SO SILLY "

by meihoe March 8, 2023

gelp

when u stick ur dick up someones nose and cum and the cum goes out there ears

i totally gelped that chick last night

by dr dickey March 6, 2009

Gelp

To greatly help.

That really gelped a lot.

by Donkatsu December 15, 2017

gelp

The piecce of skin,mainly hairy,that lyes between your nutsack and your chocolate weeto.

when Moira licked my gelp it made my eyes water

by liam7562 July 29, 2008

Gelp

n. 'ʒɛlp (singular; abbrev. gel pod) Rotund fatty protrusions of the gluteus maximus.

Abbreviated from "gel pod" for the similarity in shape and texture to pods of cleaning gel. Ideal object for squeezing.

plural: gelps (abbreviated from "gel pods")

C'mon, stop hiding your gelps and let me give em a squeeze.

by Gelpine April 13, 2021

Gelp

Fingering someone causing them to piss on you

Tony: If finger me ill gelp on you
Tom: fact or cap? lets see!

by youremommysdick February 20, 2022

Gelp

A certain breed of fish that screams for help under water after being drowned.

Tell your Gelp to shut up.

by I am smart, Red fish. March 12, 2023