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Also: Gelphy, Gleph, Gelph Ann Marie

A very peculiar and stubborn creature. Possesses dry, dirty native feet for the purpose of being sneaky-sneaky. Plagued with an EXTREMELY short attention span, speech impediment, and an OCD for the number 5 (naanan). Harbors an insatiable thirst for alcohol. Speaks a rare, difficult language known as Jabber. Enjoys INSTIGATING and being nerdy.

Derived from the term 'Gelfling'. In ancient times referred to the last survivors of a fawn-like elfin race known as the Gelflings.

See Also ADD
See Also Bitch
See Also Buttmonkey
See Also Crackhead
See Also NERD
Damn you Gelph! Why ya gotta be like that?

"I jhHlate yeouf lso emcuh rihgth; vnoliw!!" says Gelph
by k-DONK January 23, 2005
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