Gelph

Also: Gelphy, Gleph, Gelph Ann Marie

A very peculiar and stubborn creature. Possesses dry, dirty native feet for the purpose of being sneaky-sneaky. Plagued with an EXTREMELY short attention span, speech impediment, and an OCD for the number 5 (naanan). Harbors an insatiable thirst for alcohol. Speaks a rare, difficult language known as Jabber. Enjoys INSTIGATING and being nerdy.

Derived from the term 'Gelfling'. In ancient times referred to the last survivors of a fawn-like elfin race known as the Gelflings.

See Also ADD
See Also Bitch
See Also Buttmonkey
See Also Crackhead
See Also NERD

Damn you Gelph! Why ya gotta be like that?

"I jhHlate yeouf lso emcuh rihgth; vnoliw!!" says Gelph

Gelph by k-DONK January 23, 2005

Gelch

The combination of gagging and belching that typically precedes vomiting.

She wretched so hard that she let out a giant gelch before it all came up. It sounded like a wounded walrus.

Gelch by FlimFlam47 September 20, 2017

geophagia 

When you're addicted to eating anything earth made, such as: soil, or clay. Or when you crave for anything earth made.
It can also be when you enjoy/crave eating chalky things.

Peter: I really enjoy eating clay, and I crave soil sometimes.
Sandra: Man, I think you might have geophagia!

geophagia by ThatGreatGenius! January 2, 2022

Geophysicist

Part programmer, part physicist, part mathematician, part geologist. This jack of all trades is basically a doctor of the Earth. Geophysicists are also considered to be extremely sexy as they make large sums of money.

I met him at a party and thought he was a nerd. I later discovered he was a geophysicist. What a stud!

Geophysicist by itakebigschists February 4, 2014

Pulling a Gelhaus

When a white trash man gets angry and puff there chest out like a pigeon and points there nose out like a bird's beak. often found with a riddling peppermint pig .

that dude was so mad he started to pulling a gelhaus on me .

Pulling a Gelhaus by kprichmond925 July 6, 2020

gecphobic 

annoying people who don’t like 100 gecs.

how can she not like 100 gecs? she is so gecphobic.

gecphobic by cool._.kiddd July 16, 2020

glphy

glphy is the coolest dude on the internet. you can find him on instagram, reddit, youtube, discord, ifunny, 4chan, ect. glphy is everywhere...

glphy is one cool dude

glphy by mrfranktastic August 17, 2019