Also: Gelphy, Gleph, Gelph Ann Marie
A very peculiar and stubborn creature. Possesses dry, dirty native feet for the purpose of being sneaky-sneaky. Plagued with an EXTREMELY short attention span, speech impediment, and an OCD for the number 5 (naanan). Harbors an insatiable thirst for alcohol. Speaks a rare, difficult language known as Jabber. Enjoys INSTIGATING and being nerdy.
Derived from the term 'Gelfling'. In ancient times referred to the last survivors of a fawn-like elfin race known as the Gelflings.
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A very peculiar and stubborn creature. Possesses dry, dirty native feet for the purpose of being sneaky-sneaky. Plagued with an EXTREMELY short attention span, speech impediment, and an OCD for the number 5 (naanan). Harbors an insatiable thirst for alcohol. Speaks a rare, difficult language known as Jabber. Enjoys INSTIGATING and being nerdy.
Derived from the term 'Gelfling'. In ancient times referred to the last survivors of a fawn-like elfin race known as the Gelflings.
See Also ADD
See Also Bitch
See Also Buttmonkey
See Also Crackhead
See Also NERD
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It can also be when you enjoy/crave eating chalky things.
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