bene gesserit

A badass woman that can beat your wimpy ass or give you ultimate pleasure!

Damn I wish I could pork a Bene Gesserit..

by Blah August 9, 2003

White geyser

when a woman who has just had a baby sprays breast milk at you during sex

I had mary in the missonary position last night and when I wasn't looking she gave me a White geyser right In the left eye and its making it hard to read my computer today at work.

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

geisel

1. To whine incessantly and in an overly dramatic fashion.

2. To attempt to rectify a problem by involving every resource at your disposal, to the point of insanity.

"If you continue to Geisel, I'm going to hang up on you."

"He's pulling a Geisel, I think he has NASA researching his lost sock..."

by -B-C- November 10, 2008

Geiger-Muller

An empty door frame which detects any radio-active materials on someones person. Much like metal-detectors at airports, only these are used in military bases and at the border of countries. These screw over terrorists.

The Geiger-Muller stopped the terrorist from doing stupid shit.

by Ephmetheus August 3, 2007

geoser

A cross between a geek and a loser

you look like a geoser more than a geek or a looser

by Biolouie July 9, 2010

Geistershaffen

The spark of elation and desire experienced when discovering an inanimate object that makes you realize that the object is necessary to complete your sense of self. You do not merely want it, you do not merely need it, you are struck with the sudden understanding that the object contains a spark of your soul that you didn't even know you were missing. It is as if a door in the house of your spirit has opened up revealed the object in an old room long forgotten.

Walking away from the object giving rise to geistershaffen is likely to cause existential trauma.

Sarah was really geistershaffen about that coffee table, we ought to get it for her.

by senorchen July 31, 2015

gesiere

A beautiful soul with a kind heart that is known for her honesty, sincerity, astonishing smile and uplifting spirit. Gesiere is known for her outstanding character. She is noticed everywhere she goes. Shy when not comfortable but can be the life of the party if she is. She can be insecure about herself and usually needs people to motivate her. She's a wonderful friend, she loves everyone and everything. Her smile is very beautiful

P1: Have you seen Gesiere?
P2: Yeah, she literally made me smile. She's one of a kind

by Dime❤️ July 6, 2020