Geigered

To accidentally kill oneself when failing to pull your parachute

Man he didn't pull his chute again and totally geigered

by Smokey carbonara February 5, 2021

Geiner

When a squirrel eats cum out of a taco bowl. It is very difficult and can result in injury to the squirrel. The picture shows the stress of a geiner to a squirrel.

“Have you ever tried doing a geiner?”
“No”
“Good, it’s more difficult than you’d expect”

by Joe Biden 1111111111111 February 23, 2021

Schizer Geiser

The act of having a stream of projectile diarrhea whilst being in the human pretzel position.

“Bro, we were having this party and I got this girl in the schizer geiser and I haven’t haven’t been able to get the shit stains off the ceiling since.”

by EricfromPoco April 16, 2021

Braden Geiger

One who is a brewster and loves mayonnaise sandwiches

Don’t be like Braden Geiger or you a hoe

by PoohShiestyfan June 22, 2022

geisen

an sailor that roams the ocean while intoxicated

That geisen crashed his drunkass on the rocky cliffs.

by Rajeev Anchan December 13, 2008

Geiger

(n) an individual who has transcended mathematics to the point where he or she can take care of business without any given effort.

That man truly is a Geiger.

by SoniczeroG March 11, 2018

geiger

to suck a black cock

oh my god... he really geigered Jaquan

by kwhattrackstar March 27, 2009