Feeding the geese

Another term for masturbating

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

geese session

a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.

a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.

person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"

that was a geese session.

by $ Dogg November 12, 2004

Geeson

Tall & slight build, with wirey, pubic like hair. Often a Geeson is unco-ordinated and gangly.

Has a tendancy to blurt out unwanted noises and sounds, that only he can understand.

A Geeson is often useless and unmotivated, and enjoys distracting others.

"stop being a Geeson"

by anon please February 29, 2008

Geese Mode

When you attept to go "Beast Mode" when you know that you are unable to even get close.

"I went Geese Mode on my algebra 2 homework last night"

"What?"

by GustinBooz October 14, 2009

geeselicker

Noun. Scottish Insult to describe one who licks geese for pleasure. A pervert.

That man over there in the trenchcoat is a geeselicker.

by diamonds2002 June 8, 2009

Geese Quacking

To Goose Quack; the act of geese quacking.

When a person is "eating out" a female and spits into the vagina. The female queefs and the spit flies back into the person's face, making a sound similar to that of a goose.

Dude, don't date that chick, she goose quacked me.

I love it when I see people geese quacking.

by SuperEncodedMadness December 18, 2009

Geesh Dern

Words that represent being pissed.

Hey the lakers lost. Geesh Dern, they suck this year.

by Sirt May 16, 2012