Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020

Gaster Asster

The gluteus maximus of Gaster from the game undertale . used as a joke to express sexual attraction towards the character.

person 1: i find Gaster attractive..
person 2: so does that mean you like his Gaster asster?

by songtune May 20, 2016

garter snake style

Is when 20 guys decide to have sex with a girl, and like garter snakes they all fight each other and team up on her and try to fit as many as their penis's inside of her.

hey guys want to do some garter snake style on lucy tonight?

by wilmur123456 April 16, 2019

gayster

Adolescent male who uses the word "gay" as an adjective meaning "lame".

Those baggy-ass, Eminem-spewing white wannabees think they're gangstas, but they're just garden-variety gaysters.

by Trixie Sterling April 13, 2006

gaister

Only found on the eastern shore of the united states. Usually of jewish decent. Often of a fat glutonous form like the pillsbury dough boy. Enjoys fascinating other individuals with his snake in the grass stories of hooking up with supermodel woman and just about everything. Their main diet consists only of taco bell and carbonated beverages. Also likes long mandingo warrior cock.

that gaister over there loves getting his butt plowed with that mandingo warrior cock

by steve segal December 19, 2007

guts for garters

Meaning you are in deep trouble. Comes from the serial killers of the early 1800's who would use the guts from their victims to make garters, that were sold on market stalls.

"I have just borrowed and crashed my dads car"

"He will have your guts for garters"

by Willy111 September 11, 2006

My Stars and Garters

Spontaneous personal expression of overwhelming shock and fear regarding a devastating event.

"Oh my stars and garters!" said The Beast in X-Men The Last Stand as the remaining x-men approached Alcatraz Island after Magneto had already begun his attack.

by OrphanBlack June 4, 2018