by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022
Get the How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?mug. A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
by cwazy doode April 24, 2018
Get the tanner garrisonmug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
Get the 《¤》Lane《¤》Garrison《¤》lane《¤》garrison《¤》Lane《¤》Garrison《¤》mug. The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times
by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024
Get the drew garrisonmug. by Tree House Eikaiwa July 12, 2018
Get the Garrison Workoutmug. you might jus look at him as a freind but as time goes on you’ll really start catching these feelings you can’t get rid of. the kind that don’t leave your mind. you’ll start seeing how amazing he is. how sweet he is and how he never fails to make you laugh and smile. brody will always consider your opinions and your feelings in situations. he’s got that akward funny laugh with that pretty smile that doesn’t leave your head. he’ll pull you out of that low point you were struggling to get out of. he’ll make life seem all bright and happy again. he always makes sure you take of yourself. you’ll constantly question why you deserve someone amazing as him. life with him seems like one of those disney love songs.
by yoshiisthebest! June 5, 2022
Get the brody garrisonmug. by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022
Get the Garrison Johnsonmug.