Gammon Guitar

A moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.

That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar

by cheffykins January 2, 2012

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gammon danglers

(gah-mun dan-glers) vagina.

See also:

ham danglers

Fanny

Errr did you see her gammon danglers ?
They were blue waffle rough.

by LadyInRedTube January 16, 2014

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Related Words

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Gammon Herder

A journalist/politician or other public follower who has the power to sway the opinion of angry gammons.

'Did you see Piers turn the gammons against Trump? Hes one hell of a Gammon Herder'

by Javiwhite January 7, 2021

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Tom Gammon is a world wide superstar. Mainly known for his 2 inch chode, bullet nipples, cows lick and BBM hoes. You can find this wild creature lurking around the streets of kingswood. Its mating call is 'Muaaa Muaaa'

Look at that twat over there with his boner chode, Tom gammon

by BillyHaynes1000 June 13, 2013

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Childish Gamboner

Donald Glover gets us all hard. That's why we call him boner boy. But then Childish Gambino was shown to the world, so now we call him Childish Gamboner. Perfect for when you wanna sing to your significant other a CG song:

Me: I'm gonna sing Redbone to you baby gurl ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gf: Oh that's hot
Me: I promise you finna get the biggest lady Childish Gamboner ever ;)))
Gf: Epic

by Totort August 27, 2019

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