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ass gambling

1. the act of wagering the retention of one's anal virginity. This is a very risky wager and advanced technique only to be used if you're absolutely positive you can win, unless you're gay of course 2. the act of using one's ass as a gambling device i.e. ass shuffler or dice roller. this is usually frowned upon by much of the gambling community because of its unsanitary results of players haviing to play with shit covered cards/dice
1. Josh- "Brian said he doesn't wanna hang out today. He spent last night being anally violated because he ran out of money at the poker game." Evan- "I told that cock smoker he needed to quit ass gambling" 2. "I thought craps was a dice game, there's shit everywhere. Fucking ass gamblers, I'm leaving!"
by E-Murda321 August 17, 2011
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gagalicious

A penis shaped in a manner to which it would apply the most pressure to ones gag reflex.
funky boo-boos cook is far more gagalicious than yours. Notice the angle and swollen parts.
by Corey Slack December 1, 2007
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refundable gambling

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.
Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Gambling Hangover

Feelings of anxiety, regret and sickness following a gambling binge. Originally introduced in 2008 as part of a NSW (Australia) Government advertising campaign aimed at young male problem gamblers. Created by Sydney agency The Campaign Palace on behalf of the Responsible Gambling Fund. More info at http://www.gamblinghangover.nsw.gov.au
Wow! I've got a heck of a gambling hangover - I dropped $300 at the casino last night.
by Crocker-hassall December 9, 2008
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Gagalicious Fuckstick

A large thick cut of meet which makes one gag at the thought of taking it orally
by James Bass July 23, 2003
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Gagalicous

In the manner, style and fashion of Lady Gaga. Addjective that describes fashion, excitement, beautiful, fun etc....
That dress is so Gagalicous.
by STJ Chicago January 17, 2009
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gagalicious

For the select few that get great pleasure in gaging on cocks.
The gag slut said that Funky Boo's cock was gagalicious.
by Funky Boo Boo Nutz November 29, 2007
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