A 5”6 stud that only takes huge shits and was born with hair on his chest,he gave his marjes pum carpet burn
by Active_fappa April 19, 2023
Get the Harry gallopmug. Just an imperative verb of gallop, to show the need of a person, about other,s exercises of sport. When the person of wishes about this subject, is too pitying watching the solid fats around of the in front person, dropping in way!
I am the person always, saying gallop! to Sandy, my daughter, fast too normally, when I watch her sitting home-with.
by man!? July 7, 2017
Get the gallop!mug. A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016
Get the Galloping Crumpmug. When Genuine Risk got bumped and otherwise illegally/unethically prevented from winning the Preakness and Belmont races, a Gallop Poll that was conducted afterwards showed strong support for the pretty little mare, and widespread outrage about the shameful ways she had been treated during those two races.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
Get the Gallop Pollmug. when you are taking a shit there is a distinct sound when the log hits the water and sounds like "gallopp" so when you're shitting, you are gallopping. taking a shit.
gallopp galloppingshitting
by Robbie Vacotti February 26, 2011
Get the galloppingmug. Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion
Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.
by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007
Get the galloping pilesmug. (Board room PowerPoint screen 10'x10')
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.
(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.
(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.
by ThaDuke April 1, 2010
Get the GALLOP SURVEYmug.