Gail Lewis is an American Hero, retired on 11/16/2023. Per an executive order made by President Joseph Biden, flags will be flown at half-mast on this day to mourn the end of her service.
Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.
She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.
Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.
She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.
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Get the gail fire mug.Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
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Brandon: Man everybody says MJ from the Bulls or Brady from the Pats, but intellectuals know the real GOAT is Gail Lewis from Walmart 844
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Get the Gail Lewis mug.Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
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