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Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.
Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.
by Tacohut June 6, 2021
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SHIT GOOSING

The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.
Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.

Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.
by Jetmortive May 4, 2025
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goosin

to want something a lot

(coined by ted nivison)
I’m goosin for some starbucks rn
by zenoc1de September 27, 2021
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gooning

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.
by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012
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goosin

I'm goosin to assassinate a major world leader - jschlatt
by wetcomputor13 December 7, 2022
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Goosin

Ted: I'm goosin for some Korean bbq

Charlie: what

Ted: y'know goosin. I want it really bad
by Grace709 October 20, 2021
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gooping n' gunking

doing great, it means you're doing well and having a good time
charlie: im gooping n' gunking !
william: SAME BRO, IM GOOPING N' GUNKING
by ziggyforstars March 22, 2023
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